After the X-Country run today, I have decided to give those people out there some tips for the X-Country Fun Run. Nada to competitive run however. Aww, too bad.

Have a Fun Walk, and not a Fun Run
How can a run be fun if you're running? Well, it maybe be fun using words sounding the same, but alas, a Fun Walk is just more enjoyable than a Fun Run! Imagine yourself, walking, exploring the nature of Turf City/MacRitchie Reservoir and let Mother Nature talk to you! Like how amazing is that! However if you feel the stress from those people overtaking you by running/sprinting/jogging/walking briskly, do not fret! You, are having fun looking at the scenery, those losers out there are the ones killing their own fun.

Have a Sectional Walk
[Adapted from NYCOYQP] Not having much fun walking after all? Ah, then have a Sectional Walk! Gives you the company, so you would have even more Fun during your Fun Walk!

The Panting Act
Stations will be placed at like almost everywhere in the trail, and the teachers at the stand will be sitting there, looking as relaxed as can be, yet telling you to buck up and continue to "do your best". If you do not want to look like some irresponsible git who can't really be bothered to run, just right before the teachers can spot you, start jogging, and stop right after 2 seconds, and start panting like mad. I'm sure the teachers can't bear to scold you, since you're panting. And right after you're sure they cant see you anymore, continue your Fun Walk.

The Limping Act
[Adapted from Shawn] Feel the Panting Act is not amiable? Then use the Limping Act! Just limp your whole through, best effects is with a friend holding you while you walk unstablily.

Walk, not Run/Sprint
Do not try to act Pro and start running/sprinting at towards the end. Since you have walked so far, why try to put on a front? You are having a Fun Walk, remember? And plus, if you could run, you wouldn't having chosen a Fun Walk. Especially if you really cannot run, please do not try, because if you sprinted halfway and cannot tahan and must start walking again towards the end, the biggest loser is YOU. Therefore, take this advice, and HAVE A FUN WALK THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH.

Retarded post throughout, but heck care lah. National Day coming! (:

Picture post up next maybe. If I'm even bothered enough to upload the photos. :D

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